Didn't you hear? Shoprite wouldn't put Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on his birthday cake? But Walmart would!

Office Reactions:

"He's gonna change his name by the time he's 12, or he's gonna be facing a whole lotta ugly from a never-ending parade of stupid." - Coworker

"Yes this is America, you are free to choose to make your child's life a living hell!" - Another coworker